Trowar
10-20-2009, 09:02 PM
Just a short story I wrote for my guild forums, the first of many. I'm putting a copy here for anyone who is bored as the guild forums are only viewable by guild members...
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Muffincake - The Story, The legend, The giant bird.
Based somewhere near Dolanaar there is a secret and hidden society of Moonkin. A few years ago Muffincake was a member of this tribe, the 'cakes'... for you see this secret society acted as bakers.
Muffin was a promising student and he quickly mastered the art of transformation. He mastered the forms of fat bear, leopard, panther, sea lion, eagle and much to his trainers astonishment he also mastered the ability to morph into a well proportioned female night elf... a perfect disguise for infiltrating unknown locations (at least that's what he claimed it was for!).
War broke out in nearby areas, demons and curses began to infest the land and the Cakes were required to step forward... for you see the Cakes were not bakers, this was merely a cover story. The Cakes were in fact Dalaran's elite black ops combat division of Moonkin defenders! /Dramatic music
"Muffincake" in the Moonkin language of course means 'Salvation through destruction'. A name given to him by the leader of the black ops division, the highly respected "Fruitcake". The name Muffincake became widely known as a mythical indestructible fighter and often Muffin's reputation proceeds him...
Muffincake was an assassin and so ventured out of the secret location at night, preferring to act alone he was a solitary warrior. Upon leaving the cave Muffin headed to the goblin trading outpost of Gadgetzan in Tanaris. Assassins are such that they are able to acquire information from sources not known to the general public.
Nearing Gadgetzan Muffin could hear the boom of thunder coming from a hunter's gun and the distinct squealing of a possible damsel in distress. Muffin having nothing better to do decided to cruise over, nothing beats a bit of showing off... after all he had just had his fur shampooed.
Fluffily and heroically Muffin bound over the hilltops to see two Night Elf's hopelessly battling against a vast army of what Muffin would described to be THOUSANDS of deadly bugs! The night elf's were covered in blood, low on health and hopelessly outnumbered by the never ending wave of destruction. Against the odds Muffin managed to find the courage to draw in the almighty power of a Hurricane which one-shotted the beasts and saved the n00bs from certain death. Not being one to toot his own horn, Muffin decided to say nothing... he always preferred others to toot his own horn for him (Metaphorically speaking!).
The two n00bs looked up at their saviour, the sun gleaming on his fur, their hero dressed in prince's armour (Muffin always carried low level prince like attire for such occasions). One of the n00bs introduced herself as Babycake (translates to 'Salvation through Shopping...?). The other n00b introduced himself but Muffin wasn't really paying attention... he was taken in by Babycake's beauty, her smile glimmered like a golden peal from within the veiled sea. It was at this point in time Muffin made it his duty to always look after the n00bs, to always be their hero, to be their saviour!... you know because it's the right thing to do and all that. No ulterior motives at all.
To Muffin's astonishment Babycake grew up to become a exemplary healer. Babycake accredited this to her new found mentor... claiming that no other creature on Azeroth required as much healing (and ressing) as Muffin! Oh what a comedian she is!
Muffin has explained to Baby on numerous occasions that his apparent death's are intentional. Whenever in a team environment Muffin continuously looks for opportunities to fake his death... these supposed deaths throw the team into panic and disarray and thus act as effective team building exercises which serve to build better and stronger groups!
The deadly duo have had many adventures together and eventually joined the respected guild of Zen, a guild spearheading the offensive against evil... at its helm the eccentric Paladin leader, Tyrian. Through the guild Muffin has honed his skills as a warrior and has achieved Master status with the Azerothian Society of Un-expected Team Building Exercises!
Where will his future take him? What greatness awaits... Join Zen to find out!
In the next chapter you will hear about....
The story and adventures of 'Penguin Peacker - One species... one saviour!'
http://instantfail.com/muffin.jpg
Muffincake - The Story, The legend, The giant bird.
Based somewhere near Dolanaar there is a secret and hidden society of Moonkin. A few years ago Muffincake was a member of this tribe, the 'cakes'... for you see this secret society acted as bakers.
Muffin was a promising student and he quickly mastered the art of transformation. He mastered the forms of fat bear, leopard, panther, sea lion, eagle and much to his trainers astonishment he also mastered the ability to morph into a well proportioned female night elf... a perfect disguise for infiltrating unknown locations (at least that's what he claimed it was for!).
War broke out in nearby areas, demons and curses began to infest the land and the Cakes were required to step forward... for you see the Cakes were not bakers, this was merely a cover story. The Cakes were in fact Dalaran's elite black ops combat division of Moonkin defenders! /Dramatic music
"Muffincake" in the Moonkin language of course means 'Salvation through destruction'. A name given to him by the leader of the black ops division, the highly respected "Fruitcake". The name Muffincake became widely known as a mythical indestructible fighter and often Muffin's reputation proceeds him...
Muffincake was an assassin and so ventured out of the secret location at night, preferring to act alone he was a solitary warrior. Upon leaving the cave Muffin headed to the goblin trading outpost of Gadgetzan in Tanaris. Assassins are such that they are able to acquire information from sources not known to the general public.
Nearing Gadgetzan Muffin could hear the boom of thunder coming from a hunter's gun and the distinct squealing of a possible damsel in distress. Muffin having nothing better to do decided to cruise over, nothing beats a bit of showing off... after all he had just had his fur shampooed.
Fluffily and heroically Muffin bound over the hilltops to see two Night Elf's hopelessly battling against a vast army of what Muffin would described to be THOUSANDS of deadly bugs! The night elf's were covered in blood, low on health and hopelessly outnumbered by the never ending wave of destruction. Against the odds Muffin managed to find the courage to draw in the almighty power of a Hurricane which one-shotted the beasts and saved the n00bs from certain death. Not being one to toot his own horn, Muffin decided to say nothing... he always preferred others to toot his own horn for him (Metaphorically speaking!).
The two n00bs looked up at their saviour, the sun gleaming on his fur, their hero dressed in prince's armour (Muffin always carried low level prince like attire for such occasions). One of the n00bs introduced herself as Babycake (translates to 'Salvation through Shopping...?). The other n00b introduced himself but Muffin wasn't really paying attention... he was taken in by Babycake's beauty, her smile glimmered like a golden peal from within the veiled sea. It was at this point in time Muffin made it his duty to always look after the n00bs, to always be their hero, to be their saviour!... you know because it's the right thing to do and all that. No ulterior motives at all.
To Muffin's astonishment Babycake grew up to become a exemplary healer. Babycake accredited this to her new found mentor... claiming that no other creature on Azeroth required as much healing (and ressing) as Muffin! Oh what a comedian she is!
Muffin has explained to Baby on numerous occasions that his apparent death's are intentional. Whenever in a team environment Muffin continuously looks for opportunities to fake his death... these supposed deaths throw the team into panic and disarray and thus act as effective team building exercises which serve to build better and stronger groups!
The deadly duo have had many adventures together and eventually joined the respected guild of Zen, a guild spearheading the offensive against evil... at its helm the eccentric Paladin leader, Tyrian. Through the guild Muffin has honed his skills as a warrior and has achieved Master status with the Azerothian Society of Un-expected Team Building Exercises!
Where will his future take him? What greatness awaits... Join Zen to find out!
In the next chapter you will hear about....
The story and adventures of 'Penguin Peacker - One species... one saviour!'